Take any crappy forum, inject everybody full of drugs, and you've got The Hip Forums. There has never been another message board more out of touch with reality and the rest of us. The hippy movement is alive and well at The Hip Forums. Where's The Man when you need him?

At my house this is a Christmas tradition.

You can get a contact high off those chemtrails if you know what you're doing man.

LOL it's okay im a slut anyway rite??? heheh

Newrock is so full of heroin that his girlfriend actually bottles his piss and later injects it straight into her bloodstream.


When hippies used to talk about free love they weren't kidding.

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