Before his seminal literary career, minimalist author Raymond Carver briefly tried his hand at television writing. Carver's estate recently auctioned off his original 'Twilight Zone' plots, which Something Awful has purchased in order to share with fans and literary scholars worldwide.
All factory jobs are pretty much the same; they all belong to the same Kafkaesque nightmare canon. So in theory a person who'd worked in a factory for a moderate span of time - say a week - would be in a decisive position to determine whether industrial labor causes suicide. "Brilliant!" I said to myself and the phone sex operator.
You've just defaulted on your mortgage and opted out of being a homeowner (or leaser or renter or haver-at-all). You’re a citizen of the world now, like Benjamin Franklin, or that guy who stands on the library steps saying he’s Benjamin Franklin. And you can live anywhere you want!* (As long as it's not on city, state, or private property. )
He lunged at me and sunk his perfectly formed teeth into my jugular. Gay vampires' fangs secrete venom that is chemically similar to amyl nitrate and produces a similar euphoria. The next few minutes were an orgy of chemical bliss I can’t really describe.