****~CriPs~**** - A Xanga Blogring, submitted by me. Here it is folks. Enough awful "gangstah" internet blogs to last you a lifetime. It's all crap, er, I mean crip up in this piece. Just check out ThugAngel323's stimulating contribution to the internet.

wud up guyz well today wento skoo that was aiight, nothin new well 2marrow is da footcall game that'll ce koo well c ya later PEACE

*THUG ANGEL*
ALL I GOTS TO SAY IS THAT IM A MOTHA FUCKIN PERIPHERAL AND THATS ALL U GOT TO KNOW

No... words... should have sent... a FUCKING MORON. CHRIST! This chick is full of Spokker Jones!

Oh well, they can't all be bad. Let's see what AznAND1streetballer has to say.

got new cellie well im gettin my physical on tuesdai which i wont b goin 2 skew dat dai yes! well i didnt go 2 skew 2 dai either cuz well ummm nvm well skew iz alrite im so used 2 da skew now and i go 2 my locker like every class so i feel sad 4 all da otha freshmen who still carry thier big bookbags around like a bunch of idiots lol sike nah juss messin cuz most of those idiots r my best frens well n e ways my new cellie is way betta den my old 1 it has alot of stuff on it and my ringtone is goodies lol iight im out CELLIE-287-1597 hit me up holla at ur boi

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. Anyway, here's a picture of a duck.

– Zachary "Spokker Jones" Gutierrez

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