First off, I want to congratulate you on your brave attempt to become the most intensely humorous and original person on the face of this Earth. Your goal was very noble and I must applaud you for this. Unfortunately, somebody submits Something Awful as an Awful Link of the Day once every two days. In addition, we have already made our own website an ALoD six times in the past, so even if we were to disregard the previous fact, you still come up short.
Now I don't want to ruin your self esteem, but submitting this website as an Awful Link isn't really the most awe-inspiring and clever thing in the history of the universe, which you were apparently aiming for. If it makes you feel any better, feel free to pretend all of us here at SA got really mad at your suggestion to use our own site as an ALoD and your mission was a resounding success! Huzzah!
Oh boy, you just submitted OUR VERY OWN SITE as an Awful Link! I can't believe somebody would ever do such a hurtful thing!
We are really outraged and internet mad!!!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.