Phoenix Flames, submitted by Snow Pea. An anime crap fansite with so many awards on the front page that they seem to overlap each other. The person responsible seemingly loves everything bad that has ever come from Japan.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.