The Low Times "Design the Worst Band" contest link has popped up frequently on social media over the past week; congratulations to the finalists! That said, the best takes on this theme to be found anywhere on this Internet reside in SA's Goldmine, courtesy of the Entertainment, Weakly subforum. Whereas the Low Times finalists range from "haha a wacky combination of pop artist and totally unrelated image" to "why did someone submit this actual Titus Andronicus shirt?", most of EW's creations involve smart, witty references to the musicians' work and/or personas!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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