The Low Times "Design the Worst Band" contest link has popped up frequently on social media over the past week; congratulations to the finalists! That said, the best takes on this theme to be found anywhere on this Internet reside in SA's Goldmine, courtesy of the Entertainment, Weakly subforum. Whereas the Low Times finalists range from "haha a wacky combination of pop artist and totally unrelated image" to "why did someone submit this actual Titus Andronicus shirt?", most of EW's creations involve smart, witty references to the musicians' work and/or personas!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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