The gist of Target of Opportunity is that it's a violent hate website dedicated to the use of non-violence against violent liberal peace groups. Got that? No? Well, the owner of this website is essentially performing patriotic fatwahs against anyone with a history of questioning the Glory of America. Granted, some of the "targets" are easy-to-hate groups, such as the Earth Liberation Front, or Bald People with Glasses. Many, however, are just random dudes who dislike particular American policies, and random college students.

Some of the people that are TARGETS OF OPPORTUNITY (notice how the combination of bold, italic and underlined fonts make the tone much more serious)

COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH PINK HAIR!!!

A BALD MAN IN A SUIT

A BALDING GEOGRAPHY TEACHER

A CROSSEYED CARPENTRY TEACHER

What do they all have in common? THEY ALL HATE AMERICA AND WANT TO SEE YOU BURN IN YOUR HOMES FOR MOTHER EARTH. Or something sensationalist like that, it gets really hard to read page after page of bold & italic impact font. The greatest injustice are not the acts that these normal people (with crazy notions of how to interact in society) have performed; its the fact that websites like Target of Opportunity deem it their social responsibility to put their contact information available on the internet, and try and character assassinate some innocent folks for their radical ideology.

– Caylen "Abraham" Burroughs

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