The creepiest websites are always the ones that an under aged kid would find when they google for a seemingly innocent search term - like bear, cream pie or clown rape. Today's ALOD, Sissykiss, is like that but more horrible because of how they try to make everything cute and girly. Big anime girl logo, pink background with red font, and nothing that screams THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE VIEWED BY ADULTS ONLY, AND TO BE HONEST NOT EVEN THEY SHOULD BE READING THIS. It looks like your standard, My Little Pony fanfiction web ring on a Lisa Frank template until begin to read way down the page.
It only gets weirder and worse from there. The fact that the forums, galleries, and SISSYKISS DATING SITE are all private, registration required only is probably a mixed blessing.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.