At night you can sometimes see Meneer howling at the moon.
entitysix takes showers with his shoes on in case he has to run away.
Jack Crosby named his fingers after World Series of Poker champions.
Mr.Snazz caught the gym teacher and the lunch lady in the boy's shower room. He's never been the same since.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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