QUEER VAMPIRES!!!, submitted by The Phony Pope. Okay, so you're a gay man who enjoys the accompaniment of other gay men. That is understandable. However, these gay men seem to be attracted to gay men who have the power to morph into VAMPIRE GAY MEN! That's right, they suck your dick and then your neck, perhaps not in that particular order!
Culturally, the fact that so many sexual videos are made about vampires does show that the two are associated in people's conscious or subconscious minds. Whether they're associated with sex, sex and death, sex and domination or other variants, there's no getting around the sexual side of them. But even with the number of videos out today, there's still so much area left to explore. Here's hoping that an Incubus and a Gayal get it on while a Chupacabra watches!
WOW YEAH! What a fucking great idea! Let's all have sex with a demon spirit and a "Gayal" (which I assume means a gay person named "Al) while the Mexican goat-sucker Chupacabra stares in and plans which vital organs of ours to remove! How sexy! Thank you very much, Internet, for exposing me to fetishes which probably should've been dead and buried after John Ashcroft's Christian Secret Service Agents went into action and purged this world of all horrible humans.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.