Fleet of the Executor, submitted by Me. The Executor is here and he means business! He means listing his favorite movies (Harry Potter and American Pie 2), showing us pictures of his friends at dorky space overlord highschool, and posting his class schedule at dorky space overlord college so we can keep up to date on his various doings. Holy mother of cuntsville, what a surprise, he's a computer science major! I did not see that one coming.
En Taro Adun, Judicator. You're probably wondering just who is this infamous Executor. Well, for starters, my name is Lawrence Pawson, but you can call me Executor. You probably also want to know all about me. (You would think this is the Meet The Executor Page or something.)
Well, for starters, I'm a Computer Science Engineer at UC Santa Barbara.I live out in Isla Vista, California. (The most densely populated town this side of the Mississippi River.) Last year, I lived in the Residence Halls, but this year, I've decided to move on in my life, and move off-campus. For fun, I like to hang out with friends, go to movies, or even go walking or something like that. That's about it.
I'm 5'11" and you can see my picture at the top of the screen.
I'm not up on Faggotese but I think "En Taro Adun" translates to "The Executor Enjoys Taco Bell and Dice". Good news, he's got a guest book! En Taro Adun indeed shitheads!
This is not my jury summons!
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