Shadow of the Vampuss retells the Dracula legend with an all-cat cast, including "Count Scratchula." Initially, I thought it might be a children's book series like Bunnicula, but it's apparently not for kids, or "kittens," according to the review in Bite Me: The Journal of the Vampire and its Kin, a publication of whose existence I just learned. But that's an Awful Link for another day. Anyway, there's not much here other than that blurb, the book cover and a video, but what a glorious video it is! It starts slowly, but it really gets going once a cat throws another cat out the window!
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.