Shadow of the Vampuss retells the Dracula legend with an all-cat cast, including "Count Scratchula." Initially, I thought it might be a children's book series like Bunnicula, but it's apparently not for kids, or "kittens," according to the review in Bite Me: The Journal of the Vampire and its Kin, a publication of whose existence I just learned. But that's an Awful Link for another day. Anyway, there's not much here other than that blurb, the book cover and a video, but what a glorious video it is! It starts slowly, but it really gets going once a cat throws another cat out the window!
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.