Shadow of the Vampuss retells the Dracula legend with an all-cat cast, including "Count Scratchula." Initially, I thought it might be a children's book series like Bunnicula, but it's apparently not for kids, or "kittens," according to the review in Bite Me: The Journal of the Vampire and its Kin, a publication of whose existence I just learned. But that's an Awful Link for another day. Anyway, there's not much here other than that blurb, the book cover and a video, but what a glorious video it is! It starts slowly, but it really gets going once a cat throws another cat out the window!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.