Shadow of the Vampuss retells the Dracula legend with an all-cat cast, including "Count Scratchula." Initially, I thought it might be a children's book series like Bunnicula, but it's apparently not for kids, or "kittens," according to the review in Bite Me: The Journal of the Vampire and its Kin, a publication of whose existence I just learned. But that's an Awful Link for another day. Anyway, there's not much here other than that blurb, the book cover and a video, but what a glorious video it is! It starts slowly, but it really gets going once a cat throws another cat out the window!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.