Kernel Poppy's Kidzone, submitted by Dan. Why yes, this is yet another scary and frightening site dedicated to children. We sure don't have enough of those! This site features the unusual mascot, Kernal Poppy, an actual kernal of corn!
I am yellow
I am corn
When I came to life
I had no clue
about my prospects
as a food
So I studied hard
and began to see
There were many things
I could be
If destiny was mine to choose
It meant I had a duty, too
I knew I was tasty and naturally sweet
So I decided to be a healthy treat!
I have no idea what this teaches kids. I assume it just tells them that no matter what they do, they will be eaten alive. Of course with corn, that's not necessarily the last stop on the journey of life. We won't go into that, though. At least this site hasn't been updated in ages. I guess that's a good thing.
After years of being misunderstood, I had hoped we finally had "our" story. I was wrong.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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