Alien UFO Art, submitted by Varky. There is no lack of alien and ghost nutballs on the Internet, but rare are the nutballs who actually attempt to make money on their hobby of being more than a little nutty. Alien UFO Art isn't just one the most comprehensive resources for crude drawings of aliens and photos taken with a piece of dust on the lens that is totally a "ghost", it's also a subscriber only erotic alien art site where you can buy access to individual drawings of aliens. The fact that most of the illustrations look like rejected concept art from "Feeders" is beside the point.

Christmas Ghost Vortex

"Note: This is the most popular time of year for vortex and orb photos."

No, I think Christmas is the most popular time of year for pieces of string or strands of hair to get stuck in front of the lens professor Kodak. Try again though. How about we take a sneak peek at some of these alien sketches.

All of my images require a minimum of three unconnected individual reports with the "Repugnant" rape image having eight Seperate case files from around the world. The sexual content of these images were based upon true nature of actual abduction case testimony.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Put it back in! The aliens are here for evil.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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