Weekend Web is all about bringing together the many types of people that inhabit the Internet. We do this by ridiculing all of them one at a time. Getting made fun of is the great equalizer. No one is exempt from being made fun of. Young and old, big and small, rich and poor, it is your right, nay, your responsibility, to make fun of them all. Our first forum features handicapable Internet users trying to find love. What could be better than that?
When you are trying to get laid it doesn't help to be disabled AND act like every other jerkoff in the world. You use your handicap to make women feel pity for you. You don't be completely fucked up and go, "SO WHO WANTS TO WATCH ME MASTURBATE? LADIES? LADIES?!"
I wish they sung that for every new goon.
Yeah, the guy in the joke is sitting at the bar, BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING STAND.
I'm not but my bf's dentist's dad's gardener's dead aunt is.
TAKE IT OFF! LET'S SEE THAT COLOSTOMY BAG!!!
If you don't know who SODA is, you'll know by the end of this Weekend Web.
I actually think this guy is doing the right thing. He's all, "Fell in love. TIME TO GET THE FUCK OFF THE INTERNET." Bravo, PaulieWalnuts.
I want to be Mr. Gay Wheelchair!
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Do you have what it takes to make it on the ballot?
Denzel is here to set the movie scales back to zero. That's what an equalizer does, right?
There are hundreds of stories happening on the World Wide Web. Let me tell you, that's a very wide web. Our goal at Weekend Web is to bring you the latest headlines from around the Internet. We go into the very bowels of message boards everywhere and find out what millions of online citizens have to say.