Webdoers/Cat Crazy, submitted by Blue Toe. Claudia, aka Cat Crazy, is one of the fine ladies behind Webdoers, an Internet design company. As usual their sad attempt to generate business is laughable at best, but check out Cat Crazy's own site and prepare to go into frothing epileptic fits as the son of a bitch refreshes once per second.

As my web name implies, the main passion in my life is a five year old, black and white cat, named Samantha. She has one yellow eye and one blue eye, and is the most curious cat I have ever owned.

That's about all I could copy and paste from the Cat Crazy site before it refreshed my browser again. Seriously, if you have epilepsy stay the hell away.

As The Boss I hearby declare Claudia, aka Cat Crazy, to be fired. Clean out your desk you refreshing harpy.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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