Binary Bodies, submitted by Dragoncon Art Gallery. What can I say about this site other than that it's an abomination of Photoshop filters and bad 3d art further marred by a terrible site design? Not much, because that's all it is. I'm a failure at everything I do, and with the exception of writing I'm smart enough to hide my so-called talent away from the judgmental eyes of the world. I consider this a service, since there is no need to pollute the Internet in such a way. And heck, I don't even waste my time posing 3d models of busty women with fairy wings and then composting them over filter collages in Photoshop. So what's this guy doing? Being a jerk. Plain and simple.

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