Back in 2004, Ben "Greasnin" Platt wrote that Carstuckgirls caters to "the single dumbest fetish in the world." Revisiting Carstuckgirls now, the befuddlement about its erotic value remains undiminished. Pedal-pumping and engine-flooding might be metaphorically sexual, but typically porn consumers prefer more literal depictions. I brainstormed about possible customers for this site's DVDs and downloads, and I came up with these suspects:
I'm retiring Carstuckgirls (and its companion sites Pedalpumpinggirls.com and drivinggirls.com) from Awful Link consideration for another five years, after which we can once again marvel at its inexplicable continued existence.
A woman in a Carstuckgirls shirt gets mired in mud. Oh, the irony!
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
Find out how to protect you and your loved ones with convenient tips about nature's slowest and most uncommon killer.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.