Back in 2004, Ben "Greasnin" Platt wrote that Carstuckgirls caters to "the single dumbest fetish in the world." Revisiting Carstuckgirls now, the befuddlement about its erotic value remains undiminished. Pedal-pumping and engine-flooding might be metaphorically sexual, but typically porn consumers prefer more literal depictions. I brainstormed about possible customers for this site's DVDs and downloads, and I came up with these suspects:
I'm retiring Carstuckgirls (and its companion sites Pedalpumpinggirls.com and drivinggirls.com) from Awful Link consideration for another five years, after which we can once again marvel at its inexplicable continued existence.
A woman in a Carstuckgirls shirt gets mired in mud. Oh, the irony!
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