Back in 2004, Ben "Greasnin" Platt wrote that Carstuckgirls caters to "the single dumbest fetish in the world." Revisiting Carstuckgirls now, the befuddlement about its erotic value remains undiminished. Pedal-pumping and engine-flooding might be metaphorically sexual, but typically porn consumers prefer more literal depictions. I brainstormed about possible customers for this site's DVDs and downloads, and I came up with these suspects:
I'm retiring Carstuckgirls (and its companion sites Pedalpumpinggirls.com and drivinggirls.com) from Awful Link consideration for another five years, after which we can once again marvel at its inexplicable continued existence.
A woman in a Carstuckgirls shirt gets mired in mud. Oh, the irony!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
Nightmares Fear Factory is BACK, baby!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.