Conal Elliott, submitted by Greg. Conal Elliott used to be a part of the Graphics Group working for Microsoft. He was in on the ground floor on some of the most influential breakthroughs in computer graphics technology that the world has ever known. His resume makes him a god in the world of computer art and design. Gee, I wonder why he's not working with the Graphics Group anymore?
Oh. Well that explains that, then.
Conal's website is essentially a collection of his computer graphics work. This includes delightfully crappy collages of his kids and pets like the one above, as well as two- bit animations that an Angelfire user would be ashamed to put on his site of bad poetry and pictures of his two fat friends. Unfortunately, there is no explanation anywhere on the site for why his first name is freaking Conal. This site is a testament to the fact that you don't have to be some whiny goth or insane furry to make bad art. The pros can do it too!
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Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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