All philosophy is for all you useless philosophy majors out there to put your degree to good use post your batshit insane theories and ideas for others to vote on in a best of 7 conference final. There is absolutely zero moderation here so of course you get the following kinds of posts on a regular basis.
No, but if the judge arrives naked, you've got a good chance of getting off. In more ways than one!
Many boys have thought long and hard about their role in homosexual relationships. I know that's all I could think about when I was a boy!
Dragon spirits? This isn't Chrono Cross you jerk!
Our leaders are too stupid to pull off an ILLUMINATI CONSPIRACY.
Even if there was a conspiracy I doubt the person who finds out and frees us from the chains of oppression is you. You'd think it'd be Michael Moore or Oprah or something.
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