sAndmAnz universe, submitted by Mike. This site is like so many others - the result of some juvenile delinquent who decided everyone in the world needed to know what crappy bands he likes, how much he likes wrestling, and how he'd like to give shout outs to his peeps. Nothing new there. The thing that sets this site apart from the pack is that it is one of the worst eyesores in human history. Every element of the design of this site is a radioactive assault on the senses that could easily qualify as a terrorist attack. It's got it all - animated GIFs, shitty spelling and capitalization, a moronic layout, an irritating MIDI that can't be disabled, and a background that should be grounds for banishment from the human race. It took me several minutes of glancing at the screen, then quickly looking away in pain before I was even able to determine if this site had any actual content. The answer is: not really. It does have a guestbook, though, so that's something.
Seriously, do not attempt to visit this site without protective eyewear. At the very least, if you do decide to try to brave it, there will be a protective wall of pop-ups to protect you from the horror initially. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rub ice on my eyeballs to try to get the swelling to go down.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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