sAndmAnz universe, submitted by Mike. This site is like so many others - the result of some juvenile delinquent who decided everyone in the world needed to know what crappy bands he likes, how much he likes wrestling, and how he'd like to give shout outs to his peeps. Nothing new there. The thing that sets this site apart from the pack is that it is one of the worst eyesores in human history. Every element of the design of this site is a radioactive assault on the senses that could easily qualify as a terrorist attack. It's got it all - animated GIFs, shitty spelling and capitalization, a moronic layout, an irritating MIDI that can't be disabled, and a background that should be grounds for banishment from the human race. It took me several minutes of glancing at the screen, then quickly looking away in pain before I was even able to determine if this site had any actual content. The answer is: not really. It does have a guestbook, though, so that's something.

Seriously, do not attempt to visit this site without protective eyewear. At the very least, if you do decide to try to brave it, there will be a protective wall of pop-ups to protect you from the horror initially. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go rub ice on my eyeballs to try to get the swelling to go down.

– Ben "Greasnin" Platt

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