THE SECRET UNDERGROUND WORLD SOCIETY, submitted by President Astian. WATCH OUT FOR ALIENS AND THE REPUBLICANS!!!!

Current Republican President George Bush member of the Order. Democratic contender for president John Kerry member of the Order. World of Souls infinitely screwed again. Satan the winner again.

HOPEFULLY GOD WILL SEND ALL THESE PSYCHOTIC CARS TO THE JUNK YARD

What?

If anybody in our world here decides to become an astral spy and go into any of these underground bases to see for yourself what is going on, you better be careful. You should take with you others who can act as backup in case you encounter any trouble that you can't handle to good. It doesn't matter how good you think you are because remember you will be going into Evil and it is smart to play it safe.

Oh, okay.

Plus the TV news media outlets and newspapers in the United States should get trophies from Satan for being everyday slick, slippery, and the best propagandist that big bucks can buy in shoveling into the brains of our American population this fascist republican administrations eternal plan of controlling and dominating what all the nations in the world can and cannot do.

This is a website about the government and aliens and secret bases and other cool stuff like that.

If a UFO is hovering 200 feet above your house, you can go to the National UFO Reporting Center link here and report it.

Thanks!

– Tom "Moof" Davies

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