Academy of Remote Viewing and Influencing through Time and Space, submitted by eddiebaby. Welcome to the page of some kind of a lunatic I don't have the patience to classify. What matters is that he's trying to identify and associate his wacky fantasy philosophy with the Matrix movies. Pro tip: if you have a wacky sci-fi philosophy, don't try to remind people of wacky sci-fi movies. That tends to make you look silly.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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