Academy of Remote Viewing and Influencing through Time and Space, submitted by eddiebaby. Welcome to the page of some kind of a lunatic I don't have the patience to classify. What matters is that he's trying to identify and associate his wacky fantasy philosophy with the Matrix movies. Pro tip: if you have a wacky sci-fi philosophy, don't try to remind people of wacky sci-fi movies. That tends to make you look silly.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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