Academy of Remote Viewing and Influencing through Time and Space, submitted by eddiebaby. Welcome to the page of some kind of a lunatic I don't have the patience to classify. What matters is that he's trying to identify and associate his wacky fantasy philosophy with the Matrix movies. Pro tip: if you have a wacky sci-fi philosophy, don't try to remind people of wacky sci-fi movies. That tends to make you look silly.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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