Academy of Remote Viewing and Influencing through Time and Space, submitted by eddiebaby. Welcome to the page of some kind of a lunatic I don't have the patience to classify. What matters is that he's trying to identify and associate his wacky fantasy philosophy with the Matrix movies. Pro tip: if you have a wacky sci-fi philosophy, don't try to remind people of wacky sci-fi movies. That tends to make you look silly.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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