Narzil's Cervine Page, submitted by me. I'm not even going to attempt to introduce this ALOD in a normal manner, or pretend there's something worth discussing in this preface. I chose the site for one very shallow reason: to show this picture.
This is, of course, a furry site. One that exhibits a number of strange or erotic stories and pictures that deal with deer in particular. Because, you know, animals in general weren't enough. We need to hone our perversions and obsessions down to a fine point sharp enough to slit my throat and get me off of this crazy planet. According to the site's description, it is a collection of links "about humans resembling deer or vice-versa. Fantasy artwork, transformation, etc. You may bump into the occasional elk or gazelle here as well!" Well Jesus guys, you had a good thing going with the deer but what's up with the elk and gazelle bullshit? You totally sold out.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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