Narzil's Cervine Page, submitted by me. I'm not even going to attempt to introduce this ALOD in a normal manner, or pretend there's something worth discussing in this preface. I chose the site for one very shallow reason: to show this picture.
This is, of course, a furry site. One that exhibits a number of strange or erotic stories and pictures that deal with deer in particular. Because, you know, animals in general weren't enough. We need to hone our perversions and obsessions down to a fine point sharp enough to slit my throat and get me off of this crazy planet. According to the site's description, it is a collection of links "about humans resembling deer or vice-versa. Fantasy artwork, transformation, etc. You may bump into the occasional elk or gazelle here as well!" Well Jesus guys, you had a good thing going with the deer but what's up with the elk and gazelle bullshit? You totally sold out.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.