Narzil's Cervine Page, submitted by me. I'm not even going to attempt to introduce this ALOD in a normal manner, or pretend there's something worth discussing in this preface. I chose the site for one very shallow reason: to show this picture.
This is, of course, a furry site. One that exhibits a number of strange or erotic stories and pictures that deal with deer in particular. Because, you know, animals in general weren't enough. We need to hone our perversions and obsessions down to a fine point sharp enough to slit my throat and get me off of this crazy planet. According to the site's description, it is a collection of links "about humans resembling deer or vice-versa. Fantasy artwork, transformation, etc. You may bump into the occasional elk or gazelle here as well!" Well Jesus guys, you had a good thing going with the deer but what's up with the elk and gazelle bullshit? You totally sold out.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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