Yeah, craigslist! You know that creepy website where nobody wants anything but anonymous sex and garage sale announcements? That's this one!
Give this fellow a hand!
This is just a great idea for everyone involved.
Oh baby, your rippling arms turn me on!
Good gracious, ass is bodacious.
The right man will come along someday if you just keep your chin up!
"Anyone need head?! I got a real gross one!"
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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