Yeah, craigslist! You know that creepy website where nobody wants anything but anonymous sex and garage sale announcements? That's this one!
Give this fellow a hand!
This is just a great idea for everyone involved.
Oh baby, your rippling arms turn me on!
Good gracious, ass is bodacious.
The right man will come along someday if you just keep your chin up!
"Anyone need head?! I got a real gross one!"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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