The Official Nancy Kerrigan Website, submitted by Exterminating Angel. I thought it might be fair to provide a counterbalance to Tonya's account of events by linking to Nancy Kerrigan's site. Then I actually looked at Nancy Kerrigan's website and I gained a whole new perspective on why I don't like her.

Nancy just finished recording a song for a Tina Turner Tribute Album. The tribute album will be released in late June on Versailles Records! Stay tuned for the latest on the records release.

Let's hope it's Thunderdome! In other news, Nancy Kerrigan will be appearing on the new Secret Chiefs 3 album "Book of Big White Scary Grins".

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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