I'm going to keep this short and sweet since I've been sick as a dog these past few days, and I'm in that "not as sick as I was but am now very weak and tired" phase.

Way back in 1926, Edward Stratemeyer envisioned two young boys constantly battling against the evil smuggler invasion. But not only boys. He also created Nancy Drew, Tom Swift, and the Rover Boys. With close to 400 smuggler fighting titles, the forum goons have decided to showcase a seedier side of the smuggler fighting duo and their friends.

Thanks to forum Goon Ickyzor for starting this weeks Comedy Goldmine.


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