Way back in 1926, Edward Stratemeyer envisioned two young boys constantly battling against the evil smuggler invasion. But not only boys. He also created Nancy Drew, Tom Swift, and the Rover Boys. With close to 400 smuggler fighting titles, the forum goons have decided to showcase a seedier side of the smuggler fighting duo and their friends.
Thanks to forum Goon Ickyzor for starting this weeks Comedy Goldmine.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.