Cuddlespice Cockapoos, submitted by Loinworm. Nothing welcomes a visitor to your site better than animated GIFs flickering in the background and a tedious series of intro pages intended to be cute. Cuddlespice Cockapoos sells dogs in a manner that makes me want to buy all of their puppies and drown them in a well.
Puppies such as cream with buff ears or black with white on chest are the same price as solids.
Only two color puppies that are true parti color are higher in price unless they are chocolate, phantom, or sable.
Be sure to check out the extra cute snuggly puppy page, where Cuddlespice Cockapoos kicks the sugar up so much that your teeth will crumble from your skull in seconds.
Snuggly Puppy imitates the warmth of a mother and the sound of her heartbeat.
There's no need to use a clock and hot water bottle ever again!
A clock and hot water bottle? If you're going to go to that sort of length I think you might as well buy another dog.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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