Boytaur.net, submitted by me. Boytaur.net describes itself as a resource for "boytaurs, multilimbers, shapeshifters, and their friends". And just what is a boytaur, you ask?

There's something wildly, almost primally, attractive about a guy with four legs: the crowding of long, sculpted thigh muscle, the four calf muscles bobbing and working in rhythm with his four-legged walk, the four strong male feet supporting his powerful boytaur body. Boytaurs know this attraction well, and it is our constant joy, both to have and to share.

There's a fair amount of sexually explicit material as you might expect, but there are also informative sections for boytaurs looking to play sports, enjoy the fine arts, or even go dining.

Coming soon... boytaur dining experiences and recommendations from our staff and friends. Looking for a romantic evening for two? Or a exciting night out with all your boytaur friends? Perhaps you'd like to try Ethiopian cuisine, where you can grab the spongy injera flatbread with your wristfeet and use it to scoop up a variety of spicy stews. Or maybe you're looking for an oriental restuarant where the boytaur staff is happy to teach you to use chopsticks with your wristfeet.

Are those waiters and chefs required by law to wash their wristfeet after using the bathroom? My wonton soup tasted more like socks and hooves than usual the other night.

– Corin Tucker's Stalker

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