When I think of unhealthy nerd obsessions I tend to think of video games, trains or teen anal. The thought never occured me that someone could be so into a holiday that they post non-stop on a forum about it. But this is the Internet, where no matter how bizzare the interest or how sick the fetish, someone is out there posting on a message board about it. On the forums of PlanetChristmas posters discuss the Christmas industry, lightbulbs and all the latest Santa news. This forum disturbs me more than any fetish site.
It's an Aspergers Christmas, Charlie Brown!
Holidays. Serious business.
They just had to fire the only guy in the world who liked mining coal.
Santa's out of comission this year. There will be no Christmas.
Children's tears are a bitch to get out, let me tell you.
DID CONGRESS EVER STOP TO THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS? WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS?!?!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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