Abby's Litterhouse, submitted by some guy I can't remember. Don't think a cat can run a web page? Well I guess you've never seen Abby's Litterhouse. Shit, if Lowtax can be a webmaster then surely a cat can!
I am Abby the cat and have my very own website for friends, the curious, and even human beans to come visit and have fun. My name is really Abraxas WhiteCat, and I host neat stuff like my adventures in my own meows, FurrFriends, and Kitty's Memorial. Kitty's Memorial is dedicated to Kitty GreyCat who romps at Rainbow Bridge now.
Don't forget to check out the Meow Stories!
I be the Abby cat. I'm over 8 now. Human bean says I am getting old, but I still feel like a kitten. I not nose what human bean meowing about really. It has been way too long since I pawed something on this web page. All I can meow is that I have been very busy. I have birds to watch and bugs to chase. I even mother Ebony a lot, even thought she is a year older than me. I also have lots of things to do outside. I have to patrol the insides of all closets too. As you can see, I am one very busy feline. Well, time for a catnap, I meow.
Jesus Christ this nut needs therapy quick. Someone help her, please.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.