Abby's Litterhouse, submitted by some guy I can't remember. Don't think a cat can run a web page? Well I guess you've never seen Abby's Litterhouse. Shit, if Lowtax can be a webmaster then surely a cat can!
I am Abby the cat and have my very own website for friends, the curious, and even human beans to come visit and have fun. My name is really Abraxas WhiteCat, and I host neat stuff like my adventures in my own meows, FurrFriends, and Kitty's Memorial. Kitty's Memorial is dedicated to Kitty GreyCat who romps at Rainbow Bridge now.
Don't forget to check out the Meow Stories!
I be the Abby cat. I'm over 8 now. Human bean says I am getting old, but I still feel like a kitten. I not nose what human bean meowing about really. It has been way too long since I pawed something on this web page. All I can meow is that I have been very busy. I have birds to watch and bugs to chase. I even mother Ebony a lot, even thought she is a year older than me. I also have lots of things to do outside. I have to patrol the insides of all closets too. As you can see, I am one very busy feline. Well, time for a catnap, I meow.
Jesus Christ this nut needs therapy quick. Someone help her, please.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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