The Save Our Sailors Campaign Sumo Senshi Caption Contest, submitted by Antimental. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
I'm sorry I can't think of any captions because I am driving my face into the computer monitor at the current time.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.