Crying While Eating, submitted by gregday. While this site is fake in that it's an entry in some kind of pointless contest, it certainly qualifies as overwhelmingly stupid. But at the same time, at least it's not furry porn. God bless these young, dumb hooligans for filming themselves crying while eating and putting said pictures, videos, and descriptions on the Internet. Sadly, somewhere there is a person who just decided that this is the fetish for him.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.