Crying While Eating, submitted by gregday. While this site is fake in that it's an entry in some kind of pointless contest, it certainly qualifies as overwhelmingly stupid. But at the same time, at least it's not furry porn. God bless these young, dumb hooligans for filming themselves crying while eating and putting said pictures, videos, and descriptions on the Internet. Sadly, somewhere there is a person who just decided that this is the fetish for him.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.