Crying While Eating, submitted by gregday. While this site is fake in that it's an entry in some kind of pointless contest, it certainly qualifies as overwhelmingly stupid. But at the same time, at least it's not furry porn. God bless these young, dumb hooligans for filming themselves crying while eating and putting said pictures, videos, and descriptions on the Internet. Sadly, somewhere there is a person who just decided that this is the fetish for him.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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