Crying While Eating, submitted by gregday. While this site is fake in that it's an entry in some kind of pointless contest, it certainly qualifies as overwhelmingly stupid. But at the same time, at least it's not furry porn. God bless these young, dumb hooligans for filming themselves crying while eating and putting said pictures, videos, and descriptions on the Internet. Sadly, somewhere there is a person who just decided that this is the fetish for him.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.