iwishiwereanoscarmayerwiener, submitted by Ad Brite. This horrible site is selling some sort of lame DVD of idiots performing generic stunts that probably end in minor injuries or sickness. Whatever you do, do not buy their stupid DVD. It will give you herpes!
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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