The Illegal Eagle, submitted by me. The Illegal Eagle is some sort of clown who doesn't wear a clown costume and gives off a "perverted Andre Agassi" vibe, but beyond that I have no idea what's going on thanks to this trainwreck of a site. I don't even think the suitable adjectives to properly describe this have been invented yet.
I have been clowning since quit long and I steel have that look at the eyes...
1979 left Israel to sing English Rock in the Streets of Europe and... became a clown. A Rock'n'Clown.
"I did a lot of Clown Shows. All around the world. I have made a lot of people happy".
Then met a Swiss woman and 3 Children came soon after; "the best thing I have ever done". Now Eagle live in Switzerland and taking care of the children. Yes, Yes, The woman had gone with another man...
The Illegal Eagle - Clown Shows
The Illegal Eagle - Stand Up Comedy
IT IS NEVER THE SAME!
(I am the illegal) and this was it about the clown show.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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