Octodog's Frankfurter Converter, submitted by Anna. You know, I like hot dogs as much as the next red-blooded, hard-artery'd American, but whenever I eat one I can't help but feel that it's not nearly as Lovecraftian as it could be. Thankfully the fine folks at Octodog have stepped up to the plate with an innovative solution to my embarassing problem. The Frankfurter Converter is a fascinating piece of technology that turns a boring old weiner into one of nature's most appetizing critters: the octopus. What exactly does a fully converted frankfurter look like? This:

ENJOY YOUR MEAT TENDRILS WHILE YOU CAN, HUMAN

– Seth

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