Carlos Mencia, submitted by me. Hey cool, you landed your own show on Comedy Central despite the fact that you stole Lewis Black's delivery and your schtick is nothing but a series of racial slurs with no actual jokes to back them up, followed by "Oops, was that controversial? I don't care! I'll say anything!" or a variation thereof. If you're still on the air in six months and Stella is gone, I swear I will personally not be surprised or do anything at all.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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