Carlos Mencia, submitted by me. Hey cool, you landed your own show on Comedy Central despite the fact that you stole Lewis Black's delivery and your schtick is nothing but a series of racial slurs with no actual jokes to back them up, followed by "Oops, was that controversial? I don't care! I'll say anything!" or a variation thereof. If you're still on the air in six months and Stella is gone, I swear I will personally not be surprised or do anything at all.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
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You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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