Carlos Mencia, submitted by me. Hey cool, you landed your own show on Comedy Central despite the fact that you stole Lewis Black's delivery and your schtick is nothing but a series of racial slurs with no actual jokes to back them up, followed by "Oops, was that controversial? I don't care! I'll say anything!" or a variation thereof. If you're still on the air in six months and Stella is gone, I swear I will personally not be surprised or do anything at all.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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