When the Something Awful Forum Goons want to see what fictional animals would look like in a real-life setting, they don't use their own bodies as vehicles for the beasts' transition to our world, like so many misguided furries. Instead, they use their Photoshop skills to satisfy their peculiar curiosities.

Blood fart's theme-starting image could be a turtle or a tortoise. Either way, it's a hero in a half shell, and it's green.


The Catbus delivered Hackuma's image and an ear of corn before it slowly disappeared into the gloaming.


Castle Duckula's latest reincarnation did not run according to plan. zodwallop, you fiend!


Speaking of dark-winged ducks, Capt. Rhodes conjured the terror that flaps in the night.


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    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

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    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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