When the Something Awful Forum Goons want to see what fictional animals would look like in a real-life setting, they don't use their own bodies as vehicles for the beasts' transition to our world, like so many misguided furries. Instead, they use their Photoshop skills to satisfy their peculiar curiosities.

Blood fart's theme-starting image could be a turtle or a tortoise. Either way, it's a hero in a half shell, and it's green.

The Catbus delivered Hackuma's image and an ear of corn before it slowly disappeared into the gloaming.

Castle Duckula's latest reincarnation did not run according to plan. zodwallop, you fiend!

Speaking of dark-winged ducks, Capt. Rhodes conjured the terror that flaps in the night.

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