Mandrake's Tales, submitted by Zxerol. Since there's no way in hell I could possibly describe this website better than its author, I'll simply copy and paste it here for you.
Do you like stories about women losing their shoes? Then you might want to read these stories.
OH BOY DO I EVER!!! This website blew my socks off, forcing me to start up a webpage devoted to such a new fetish.
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.