Better Days, submitted by Kekeke. Nature is a beautiful thing. There are many movements out today that do their best to promote the acceptance of our natural roots. Since we were once mammals, as science tells us, it is natural for us to have some mammalian tendencies. Chain-smoking, gambling, arguing, toasters, haircuts, nose picking, and drawing a comic where your characters are cats and they end up having sex even though they are brother and sister are all natural mammalian tendencies. Accepting these primal forces allows us to tap into our innate creative powers, allowing us to reach new heights of tenderness with lines such as:
Weird Cat girl: I was lonely
Cat brother: You don't need to be.
Acceptance is the first step to rehabilitation. So please accept that this is really creepy.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.