Better Days, submitted by Kekeke. Nature is a beautiful thing. There are many movements out today that do their best to promote the acceptance of our natural roots. Since we were once mammals, as science tells us, it is natural for us to have some mammalian tendencies. Chain-smoking, gambling, arguing, toasters, haircuts, nose picking, and drawing a comic where your characters are cats and they end up having sex even though they are brother and sister are all natural mammalian tendencies. Accepting these primal forces allows us to tap into our innate creative powers, allowing us to reach new heights of tenderness with lines such as:
Weird Cat girl: I was lonely
Cat brother: You don't need to be.
Acceptance is the first step to rehabilitation. So please accept that this is really creepy.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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