Better Days, submitted by Kekeke. Nature is a beautiful thing. There are many movements out today that do their best to promote the acceptance of our natural roots. Since we were once mammals, as science tells us, it is natural for us to have some mammalian tendencies. Chain-smoking, gambling, arguing, toasters, haircuts, nose picking, and drawing a comic where your characters are cats and they end up having sex even though they are brother and sister are all natural mammalian tendencies. Accepting these primal forces allows us to tap into our innate creative powers, allowing us to reach new heights of tenderness with lines such as:
Weird Cat girl: I was lonely
Cat brother: You don't need to be.
Acceptance is the first step to rehabilitation. So please accept that this is really creepy.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.