Better Days, submitted by Kekeke. Nature is a beautiful thing. There are many movements out today that do their best to promote the acceptance of our natural roots. Since we were once mammals, as science tells us, it is natural for us to have some mammalian tendencies. Chain-smoking, gambling, arguing, toasters, haircuts, nose picking, and drawing a comic where your characters are cats and they end up having sex even though they are brother and sister are all natural mammalian tendencies. Accepting these primal forces allows us to tap into our innate creative powers, allowing us to reach new heights of tenderness with lines such as:
Weird Cat girl: I was lonely
Cat brother: You don't need to be.
Acceptance is the first step to rehabilitation. So please accept that this is really creepy.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.