Russian Mail Order Brides, submitted by Vario. Mail order bride sites are nothing new, but I think it's been awhile since we've done one so here goes. And if the idea of a woman who would rather fuck greasy shut-in with too much money than live in Russia isn't funny enough for you, just pretend you're a Bond villain and read the site out loud to yourself in a thick Russian accent. (Hint: It sounds more authentic if you remove all the articles and prepositions, there's still a few they missed.)
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Also, their search feature is a blast to use even when you don't return any hits:
That Zero Wing shit stopped being funny years ago, knock it off already:
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