Russian Mail Order Brides, submitted by Vario. Mail order bride sites are nothing new, but I think it's been awhile since we've done one so here goes. And if the idea of a woman who would rather fuck greasy shut-in with too much money than live in Russia isn't funny enough for you, just pretend you're a Bond villain and read the site out loud to yourself in a thick Russian accent. (Hint: It sounds more authentic if you remove all the articles and prepositions, there's still a few they missed.)
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Also, their search feature is a blast to use even when you don't return any hits:
That Zero Wing shit stopped being funny years ago, knock it off already:
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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