Copy Detected, submitted by Jargon. If you have ever committed the sin of software piracy, then this site is going to set you straight. Adobe is on the case, letting you know not to "copy that floppy" with some hilarious slapstick videos of a man having difficulty keeping a pirated CD-ROM in his CD-ROM drive! You won't believe what happens, folks! If this is all Adobe can muster in the way of piracy determent then I think people are going to pirate more just to spite them.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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