Copy Detected, submitted by Jargon. If you have ever committed the sin of software piracy, then this site is going to set you straight. Adobe is on the case, letting you know not to "copy that floppy" with some hilarious slapstick videos of a man having difficulty keeping a pirated CD-ROM in his CD-ROM drive! You won't believe what happens, folks! If this is all Adobe can muster in the way of piracy determent then I think people are going to pirate more just to spite them.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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