Copy Detected, submitted by Jargon. If you have ever committed the sin of software piracy, then this site is going to set you straight. Adobe is on the case, letting you know not to "copy that floppy" with some hilarious slapstick videos of a man having difficulty keeping a pirated CD-ROM in his CD-ROM drive! You won't believe what happens, folks! If this is all Adobe can muster in the way of piracy determent then I think people are going to pirate more just to spite them.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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