Christian Camo, submitted by God and the Bible. The world of Christian fashion and accessories is crowded with all sorts of faith-proclaiming T-shirts and hats, but this site aims to hide your Christianity, and you along with it. Cloak yourself in the latest Christian camouflage and become truly invisible to all but the eyes of God! Be sure to buy a Christian camouflage gun case and bible case too, and nobody will ever see you shooting that nefarious abortion doctor while quoting appropriate abortion doctor killing scripture. You'll blend in and become perfectly invisible.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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