Christian Camo, submitted by God and the Bible. The world of Christian fashion and accessories is crowded with all sorts of faith-proclaiming T-shirts and hats, but this site aims to hide your Christianity, and you along with it. Cloak yourself in the latest Christian camouflage and become truly invisible to all but the eyes of God! Be sure to buy a Christian camouflage gun case and bible case too, and nobody will ever see you shooting that nefarious abortion doctor while quoting appropriate abortion doctor killing scripture. You'll blend in and become perfectly invisible.

– Josh "Livestock" Boruff (@Livestock)

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