Christian Camo, submitted by God and the Bible. The world of Christian fashion and accessories is crowded with all sorts of faith-proclaiming T-shirts and hats, but this site aims to hide your Christianity, and you along with it. Cloak yourself in the latest Christian camouflage and become truly invisible to all but the eyes of God! Be sure to buy a Christian camouflage gun case and bible case too, and nobody will ever see you shooting that nefarious abortion doctor while quoting appropriate abortion doctor killing scripture. You'll blend in and become perfectly invisible.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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