Real Diehl, submitted by Bomb-Omb. Are you ready for the truth about America? Are you ready for the hard facts about our government? Are you ready for a really awful site that breaks every known law of web design? The Real Diehl’s homepage has it all; random clip art, embedded music, a horrible color scheme. My favorite part is the broken image comet cursor. It really sets the tone for the rest of the site.
THE REAL DIEHL
IN THE FLESH!
HE IS TIMELESS!
HE'S BEEN HERE BEFORE!
IN THIS LIFE HE LANDED IN THE AMERICAN DREAM!
IN THE VERY YEAR THAT KICKED OFF GENERATION X!
NOW HE IS A 40 YEAR OLD WITH A WHOLE LOT ON HIS MIND!
NO HATRED OR INTOLERANCE IS INTENDED!
REAL DIEHL OFFERS WISDOM AND COMPASSION!
REAL DIEHL OFFERS LOVING KINDNESS!
BUT WITH A DRILL SERGEANT'S ATTITUDE!
The Real Diehl is here to save the nation! Join his ministry or suffer the wrath of his fiery sword of doom!
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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