Although I'm not good with names, dates, or events, I love history like there is no tomorrow. You know who else loves history? The Something Awful Forum Goons. This week we showcase the second half of their recent inept love affair with historical images. More specifically, their love of breaking them. Join me now and looking at a lot of things that never really happened!

As you view these images, I want you to visualize (with your ears) the sound of hot dogs sizzling on the Deion Sanders' Hot Dog Express. It will make the whole thing that much more exciting.


Tapir and his penguins will do anything for a laugh. Frankly, it makes me sick.

anarchywrksbest has the ability to excrete gravy from his pours when in the vicinity of mashed potatoes.

General Ripper owned a taco stand, but sold it so he could focus all his talents on making this image.

doomman50's biggest fantasy involves a forklift and three tons of cake mix.

elister teaches crop rotation to primitive post-apocalyptic villages for extra experience points.

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  • The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    The Fandangling Fables of Groggery Gibbonman

    'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'

  • Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    Enter: the Lead Loremaster

    I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.

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