Steer Madness, submitted by reverse. Fans who enjoyed the Grand Theft Auto franchise but wished it contained more vegetarian propaganda will be pleased to know that somebody out there cared. In "Steer Madness," players take on the role of a cow running around saving chickens and buying vegetables in a realistic 3d city. I suppose this works the same way Grand Theft Auto works, only for animal lovers. Just like how GTA players pretend to kill cops and steal cars so as not to get in any real trouble, vegetarians can pretend to help animals and eat vegetables instead of actually doing it.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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