Steer Madness, submitted by reverse. Fans who enjoyed the Grand Theft Auto franchise but wished it contained more vegetarian propaganda will be pleased to know that somebody out there cared. In "Steer Madness," players take on the role of a cow running around saving chickens and buying vegetables in a realistic 3d city. I suppose this works the same way Grand Theft Auto works, only for animal lovers. Just like how GTA players pretend to kill cops and steal cars so as not to get in any real trouble, vegetarians can pretend to help animals and eat vegetables instead of actually doing it.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
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I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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