Steer Madness, submitted by reverse. Fans who enjoyed the Grand Theft Auto franchise but wished it contained more vegetarian propaganda will be pleased to know that somebody out there cared. In "Steer Madness," players take on the role of a cow running around saving chickens and buying vegetables in a realistic 3d city. I suppose this works the same way Grand Theft Auto works, only for animal lovers. Just like how GTA players pretend to kill cops and steal cars so as not to get in any real trouble, vegetarians can pretend to help animals and eat vegetables instead of actually doing it.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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