Maskon.com, submitted by I forget who!.
Behold this monstrosity, and tremble:
Perhaps the most disturbing thing about pictures of dudes wearing women's clothing and uncannily eerie woman-masks (and there are a lot of disturbing things about it) is the resemblance they bear to the fake heads used in horror movies. It's difficult to look at these pictures without anticipating these heads being smashed to pieces by a lunatic with a shovel, or having their eyes gouged out in a Fulciesque display of gruesome makeup artistry.
Other than that, of course, it's arousing as hell.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
What do you do when The Dark Knight himself pulls a boner?
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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