The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters, submitted by me. Have you ever read a comic book or seen a superhero movie and immediately thought: Hey, I wonder what religion Fights-In-Slow-Motion-While-Nu-Metal-Plays Man is? Yeah, me neither, but if you click on this link you'll find out anyway.

For future reference, Firebird is a Catholic (devout) and Thunderbird is a Hindu. Meanwhile, the Green Arrow is an agnostic Liberal Marxist Communist while the Straight Arrow is a Latter Day Saint. Big surprise there.

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