In my experience, people who chew ice all the time are lanky jerks with asymmetrical faces. That's unfair to say about these people but it's how I imagine them all anyway.
Give yourself black eyes repeatedly. It'll kill two birds with one stone.
"Icechujunk-e" is one of the only people who liked Batman and Robin.
It would be best for everyone if these guys moved to Antarctica.
If only there existed a detective keen enough to crack the case.
Congratulations, you are now insane.
Good luck, goofball.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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