In my experience, people who chew ice all the time are lanky jerks with asymmetrical faces. That's unfair to say about these people but it's how I imagine them all anyway.
Give yourself black eyes repeatedly. It'll kill two birds with one stone.
"Icechujunk-e" is one of the only people who liked Batman and Robin.
It would be best for everyone if these guys moved to Antarctica.
If only there existed a detective keen enough to crack the case.
Congratulations, you are now insane.
Good luck, goofball.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
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