In my experience, people who chew ice all the time are lanky jerks with asymmetrical faces. That's unfair to say about these people but it's how I imagine them all anyway.
Give yourself black eyes repeatedly. It'll kill two birds with one stone.
"Icechujunk-e" is one of the only people who liked Batman and Robin.
It would be best for everyone if these guys moved to Antarctica.
If only there existed a detective keen enough to crack the case.
Congratulations, you are now insane.
Good luck, goofball.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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