In my experience, people who chew ice all the time are lanky jerks with asymmetrical faces. That's unfair to say about these people but it's how I imagine them all anyway.
Give yourself black eyes repeatedly. It'll kill two birds with one stone.
"Icechujunk-e" is one of the only people who liked Batman and Robin.
It would be best for everyone if these guys moved to Antarctica.
If only there existed a detective keen enough to crack the case.
Congratulations, you are now insane.
Good luck, goofball.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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