Canada's #1 kids television network. At least that's what they say, I don't know if that means they're number one in ratings or they just call themselves number one like a grandfather with a novelty t-shirt might.

They grow up so fast.

You might want to rethink your position there, fancypants.

"spookypersone" graces the forums with a quick post before his high-profile business meeting.

This post isn't welcome in my brain, much the same way that Scott Bakula might not be welcome at an awards show.

Wait, can we call a truce?

It took over 9 days, but the simulations finally came back from the lab.

Bummer, man. I hate when they do that!

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